~Tansey

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I take you just take the first thing that comes up?

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Betty's death, and its cynical exploitation, provide the final wake-up call Muriel needs to alert her to the fact that women who live only through men are doomed to the status of trophy at best and drudge at worst."
(Wait, Betty..huh? Whaaaat? I don't even have a boyfriend...xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Muriel looks like a purple glitter ocean princess wedding mermaid pony-like creature."
PFFFFFFF. Did I really just find that? XD

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Muriel says:"baby, its hot outside!""
It's 'baby, it's COLD outside'...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "muriel wants kisses."
lol.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Muriel does not seem to be accepting of what her friends tell her and she follows them on their trip."
I DON'T BELIVE YOU GUYS I'M FOLLOWING YOU I DON'T ACCEPT WHAT YOU SAYYYYY!


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Charlie explains why Muriel hates him, but the scheming Muriel drives a wedge between Loretta and Charlie."
cheesy comedies! YES!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "But Muriel asks Mary Ann a few questions to prove that she is educated. Mary Ann answers all of the questions successfully."
Ma'am, are you sure you have a brain?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "MURIEL GOES TO ROME."
Simple 'Nuff.
Wait.
Rome?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Muriel likes Hubert and only Muriel likes him."
........
Well, I guess I like different kinds of men than normal people. .__.'

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Cameo silhouettes steal Muriel and Eustace's souls; when Muriel eats a carrot covered in a mysterious residue, she begins to grow."
Oh god, I have to be more careful. Wait, how am I eating it if I'm dead?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Muriel wears a large cream fedora today."
...how sexy. .___.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Q:When Muriel was arrested for shoplifting, Dyan the store detective explained to the police she had the perfect arrest record until she lost Muriel in which part of the department store?
A: Boyswear. Dyan gave this information to the police as Muriel was being escorted from the wedding. The police asked her how she knew Muriel would be there. Dyan responded that she didn't know, and was there as she was the groom's cousin."

...I...I don't understand... D:



Anyways, that was fun 8D